Americans Ready To Declare War On Heaven

The American Government have revealed plans for a spectacular, pre-emptive strike against God and Heaven.

Following the nuclear agreement with Iran and the fact that battling IS just isn't enough, the Americans now need someone new to go to war against and even make claims that God is building weapons of his own.

Katie Price To Finally be Tried For Crimes Against Humanity

Attention seeking publicity whore Katie Price is to finally be prosecuted by Court of Human Rights for crimes against humanity, it has emerged.

Looking For A Job? Then Read On

As I don’t get paid a thing for writing this blog, I need a day job and today, my esteemed employers asked me to write a job advert for one of my colleagues who will be going on maternity leave. I’ve given it some thought and come up with the advert below. What do you think?

God Resigns Sparking Election frenzy

Almighty God, father to everyone and Managing Director of Heaven, has announced he is stepping down at the end of the year to spend more time sitting on his backside and watch humanity plunge further into despair.